Have y'all seen this? Little Miss Paris gets her comeuppance courtesy of David Letterman. Watch her reactions as he grills her about her time in the slammer....F-U-N-N-Y!
Check out this parody I found on YouTube. So far, it has had 5,768,052 hits! The video was directed by Allan Murray and Sean Haines of OMovies.com. They parlayed Paris' most recent notoriety into something really hysterical. Starring Amber Hay as Paris/amberhay.com, James Evans as The Cop, Michael Schmidt as The Inmate, Zelda and Brigitte as The Dogs and featuring the Paparazzi as themselves.
Here are the lyrics so you can sing along:
PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video
VERSE: I don't mind being confined To LA State Prison Cause I would drive with DUI's I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied and that this sentence is now bona-fide How bout a jail that won't insult my civic pride Like somewhere on the Upper West Side with a water slide...ohhh noooo
CHORUS: Even though they say I'm shady I'm really so refined I need a cleaning lady I can't do time...
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON They both get off scott free I drive without a license They throw the book right at me It sucks to the highest degree
Ha ahh, Ha ahhh,
VERSE: I went ape, on a sex tape The guys all went ga-ga Now I, must make, my jail escape I miss my Chihuahua
My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way She'll probably get parole and float away Because she weighs, Zeroooooo
CHORUS: Even though I got the glamour Even though my clothes are fab They throw me in the slammer Britney gets re-hab!
They put me in the big house Sounds like a movie pitch Heiress goes up the river Ends up as somebody's bitch
They can't do this to me, I'm rich Ha ahh, Ha ahhh, And now I am digging a ditch... Ha ahh, Ha ahhh, My roomate's a woman named Mitch!
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like to sing (in the car, the loo, anywhere!), dance (more like traipse around), laugh uproariously, read voraciously, watch movies, enjoy the company of friends; eternally wishing it were christmas all year round, amusement park junkie (the higher the ride, the better!), unabashed cryer in cinemas (potential seatmates, beware!), devout carnivore (you can count the veggies i do eat in one hand)...also have a bordering-on-the-absurd collection of all things froggy given by friends and next of kin. maybe one day, one of them'll turn out to be my prince - harharhar!!!
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