No Speakah De English
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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