What To Expect When You Go To China
For those of you planning a trip to Beijing for the coming Olympics, these are just a few signs (courtesy of Engrish.com) you may encounter:
If you're dead, get yourself to a hospital... A difficult meal to say the least... Other children are fine... What a brand, huh? Start with the big toe... Party-pooper! Well, it is free... That would explain the bear cubs outside... Flavor with heart... Falling should be planned at all times! I told grandma to use protection... Got too many kids? Ouch! We may never know what kind... I wouldn't dare! One round, anyone? Thank you for open! Translation: Do not park on cyclists at any time How do you do? Hmmm... Cheated out of breathing... Quick! Operators are standing by now... Dang, those fireworks reek! Press because you want to... I'll keep my eyes peeled... New title this week: Bowling With Bilbo I give my life and my company and it still isn't enough! technorati tags: humor, funny, silly, joke
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