Thursday Thirteen #11
For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?" Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage...hehehe. Here then are:
1. Men are like ...Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like...The Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like...Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like...Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips
6. Men are like...Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like...Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like...Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like...Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like...Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like...Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like...Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
This post is most specially dedicated to the understanding, good-natured, fun kinda guys I am lucky enough to know !!!
2. Men are like...Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like...The Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like...Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like...Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips
6. Men are like...Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like...Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like...Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like...Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like...Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like...Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like...Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
This post is most specially dedicated to the understanding, good-natured, fun kinda guys I am lucky enough to know !!!
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