After Christmas: Press Release from the North Pole!
CONTACT: Chief Elf, North Pole
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
North Pole -- Santa Claus has been deep in his Christmas recovery sleep after another successful, fun filled Christmas. This year's trip went off without a hitch. Some delays over Hong Kong caused slight distress signals but Santa made up the time in Austrailia.
Some elves speculated that El Nino would cause delays and or turbulation, but Santa reported no ill effects from the tropical phenomena.
Happy boys and girls around the world found the magical remains of their favorite Christmas hero and world peace and joy spread across every land. It truly was a Christmas to remember.
Santa plans on taking a two week hiatus with Mrs. Claus. As usual, he is not letting anyone except his chief elves know the location of his vacation. Last year, reports spotting him in Holland, MI were never confirmed. Who knows Hollanders, the man in red might make an appearance so keep your eyes peeled.
Merry Christmas to all and have a Happy New Year.
North Pole out.