Read My Tail
Every once in a while, when stewing in the midst of the most horrible traffic jam you have ever been in, something as simple as a silly bumper sticker can get you out of the funky mood and clear away the gathering dark clouds pronto. Here are some samples gathered from friends and family:
- If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People
- From 0 to Bitch in 0.3 seconds
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling
- If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
- Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
- Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit .. Got It!
- Grow Your Own Dope --- Plant A Man!
- WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
- BEER : Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since Forever
- Save The Earth, It's The Only Planet With Chocolate
- My Mind Works Like Lightning, One Brilliant Flash And It's Gone
- I Didn't Ask To Be A Princess But If The Crown Fits...
- I Brake For Scholars, Priests, And No Apparent Reason
- Stupidity Is Not A Crime So You're Free To Go
- Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me!
- Due To Budget Cuts, Light At End Of Tunnel Will Be Out
- Buckle Up...It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car
- I Brake For........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES!
- There Are 2 Types Of Pedestrians, The Quick And The Dead.
- Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe
- Very Funny Scotty; Now Beam Down My Clothes.
- If You're Rich, I'm Most Definitely Single!
- 100% Irony Free
- One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR
- SSSHHH! Driver Asleep
- A Clean Car Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind
- Sorry. No Radio - Already Stolen
- All Stressed Out And Nobody To Choke!
- Bad Cop! - No Donut!!!
- I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed - What More Do You Want?
- Barbie Ain't Here!
- You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot
- Don't Piss Me Off! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies
- Look Out! Behind You!
- We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Beats "Baby On Board" and "I Brake For Pedestrians" hands down anytime...
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